brotips:

This is probably a good time to mention that I can hold a lit match in my mouth. I guess a better tip would be, “practice until you can do it drunkenly.”

-Sketch

Posters

crazyflux:

following back all similar blogs & promoting a few new followers!

classyndbeautiful:

i follow back similar blogs (:

florahly:

♡ rosy blog ♡

holynipples:

smilingtommo:

i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles

and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”

and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” 

so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg

why did you do this 

mom i know u can hear me

wHY 

WHY TELL ME 

HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG

I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK

detention:

queued~bye.